(Source: iraffiruse, via fuckyeahdementia)
likeafloweranditsnectar asked: Aw, really? :3. I'll give you my dick as a birfday present, then.
u no bby i always got yo bakc and i gess ur dik now 2
nerding out and seriously toying with the idea of trying to figure out what it would entail to get a phi sigma tau chapter opened here………… … omg it’d be so fly.
ugh villanova you are so interesting but why are you catholic
why are schools w/ religious afifliations
why is my own university methodist
POUR QUOIII
and off i go to melt away~ chai tea and radiohead while at school, birthday tomorrow, and omg living away form home is supreme.
just gonna daydream for a while while i look up graduate programs
pity it’s cold out
but oh well!
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
(via cespur)
the 2nd biggest newspaper in my country has an entire page dedicated to a piece about mitt romney with the title “in a normal country romney would be defeated”
yeah but we are a FREE COUNTRY
(Source: volkskrant.nl)
when people you hate get into things you like
when people you like get into things you hate
when people get into things
things
Watermelon slaughter…
It doesn’t matter what kind of blog you have, this won’t make it ugly. Please reblog this and raise awareness of watermelon abuse.
Slaughtermelon
1 out of 5 people will not reblog this plz reblog if tyou have a HEARRT
(Source: dreamager, via molassesfeet)
WHY
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU
JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.
Why is this so fucking funny to me?
I was doing fine until I saw “JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER” … then i lost my shit
OMG LMFAO
reblogging again because i can’t stop crying at JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER
Omfg it’s back
“JINGLE JINGLE MUTHERFUCKER”
some dumbass i used to know would hot glue this shit together but claim she did it all in her own /unique artistic ability/ and then bite someone because she’s so alternative no one can tell her what to do
(via unicornfairyprincess)
i painted my toenails for the first time in probably a decade and it looks so bad i was gonna say my little half-grand-cousin did it but people saw me painting them so now im fucked in my cosmetology career


